By John Skipp, Marc Levinthal
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Magic is genuine! The gate is actually in Kansas! And the USA is ultimately permitting Earth travelers to go to this weird-ass, mysterious land. but if Gene of la heads off for summer season holiday within the Emerald urban, little does he understand conflict is brewing...a battle that can wreck either worlds!
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Magic is actual! The gate is basically in Kansas! And the United States is ultimately permitting Earth travelers to go to this weird-ass, mysterious land. but if Gene of la heads off for summer season holiday within the Emerald urban, little does he recognize struggle is brewing. .. a struggle which could wreck either worlds!
This loving Bizarro tribute to the nice L. Frank Baum is an action-packed, whimsically ultraviolent event, that includes your favourite oz. characters as you've by no means visible 'em sooner than. enable super-hot warrior sweetheart Aurora Quixote Jones take you on a guided journey of surrealist laffs, pleasure, and mayhem, with extra severed heads than Apocalypse Now and extra enjoyable than a barrel of piss-drunk winged monkeys!
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In a global the place people are a minority and androids have created their very own civilization, a wandering storyteller meets the attractive android Ibis. She tells him seven tales of human/android interplay so as to display the key in the back of humanity's fall. The stories Ibis tells are technological know-how fiction tales in regards to the occasions surrounding the advance of man-made intelligence (AI) within the 20th and twenty-first centuries.
Months with no significant problem has lulled Jamie and his neighbors right into a fake feel of protection. commencement weekend, their lives are thrown into chaos once more while a seven-year-old runaway lady indicates up on Fred's doorstep, desperately desiring their support.
Sammi rate is a Shadow Witch, with a unprecedented energy that has enabled her to discover the folk who're top in a position to shield her from her abusive foster father, Duane Gundy. He's violent, obsessive, and fiercely decided to trace Sammi down and produce her again in any respect bills, and Jamie, his acquaintances, and their households needs to pull jointly like by no means sooner than to forestall this relentless madman.
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A conical vessel with a flat lid materialized. It was made of dark translucent stone or glass. Inside the vessel a dimly glowing yellow object moved about furtively. "Your new life can provide rewards you've never imagined. Do you hunger, Crovax? " Crovax hefted the jar. It was a foot high and quite heavy. "Remove the cap," Kirril commanded. The jar was sealed with a strip of lead. Crovax peeled away the seal and lifted off the thick cap. " Crovax peered into the jar. A lobed ball of light the size of a plum floated inside.
Slow! " Greven roared. Predator was just one ship. Greven, just one commander. The coils of Phyrexian domination would scarcely tremble at their loss. He, on the other hand, might accomplish great things—if he lived long enough. Ertai flung his arms wide. The magical stream, visible only to him, spread out in front of the plunging airship. It piled up against the tower in waves, and each rebounding crest struck Predator a hammer blow, slowing her. The already smashed prow struck the mooring ring and demolished it.
Courtiers at the rear of the room quietly slipped out lest the overlords' displeasure spread. "Do not question, only obey," the pyramid intoned. "Expect the emissary in seven intervals. She will appear in the Dream Halls at that time. " Greven winced as he stood. " The light within the pyramid began to swirl and dart about again, then became inert once more. The flowbot retracted the device back to its former position near the ceiling. Ertai hobbled on burned feet to stand beside Greven. "Seems we're in the same boat again," he said.
The Emerald Burrito of Oz by John Skipp, Marc Levinthal